Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone - Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Mark and Sam are joined by Sean Giambrone and Gaten Matarazzo to talk child stardom, weird auditions, old movies, and their new comedy Pizza Movie. They kick things off with Netflix Top 10 celebrations, comedy grind stories, and the chaos of St. Patrick’s Day in NYC before diving into fame at a young age, social media pressure, why Gen Z drinks less, and what actually messes up child actors. Plus Cary Grant deep dives, Star Wars nerd talk, and some all-time pet peeves. Episode Highlights: Recs: Train Dreams, Being There, Where’s Papa Peeves: Bare feet on planes, rude people to servers, sharing towels, dressing up at serious theater shows Bits: Child actor horror stories, Oscar rules rant, Gen Z vs alcohol, serial killer casting ideas Sponsored by: Protect your family with life insurance through Ethos.Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/DRUNK If you’re looking to cut back on booze but still want a social buzz, try Willie’s Remedy+.Get 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95 at https://drinkwillies.com with code WMBD Start your business with Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk Eat better without the hassle with Tempo.Get 60% off your first box at https://TempoMeals.com/DRUNK Get 20% off Lucy nicotine pouches.Visit https://lucy.co/DRUNK or find a store near you Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeTo WMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SeanGiambrone #GatenMatarazzo #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PizzaMovie #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yo.
0:06.6	We're here.
0:08.1	It's early.
0:09.2	Top 10 special on Netflix.
0:11.3	We're number six right now.
0:12.3	We're hope to keep climbing.
0:13.6	You're gonna climb, man.
0:14.3	Well, W.W.Raw is in there.
0:16.0	You can't fuck Raw.
0:17.5	Yeah.
0:18.2	Raw.
0:19.2	You can fuck Raw.
0:20.0	But you can't fuck with Raw. Yes, exactly. But even fucking raw. Yeah. Raw dog. You can fuck Raw. But you can't fuck raw. But you can't fuck with
0:20.8	raw. Yes, exactly. But even fucking raw. Bad idea. Bad idea, but boy, it feels good. It does feel good. And women like it. That's a... Sometimes it's their idea. I know. That's a misconception. That's how they get you. When I was single... No, that's conception, my friend. That's true.
0:37.1	It's not a baby to accept.
0:38.3	Wait, what is it?
0:39.1	I don't know.
0:40.6	It's not a baby till concept.
0:38.3	Wait, what is it?
0:39.1	I don't know.
0:54.5	It's not get political here, Mark. Every girl was like, just take it off. Come on. I want to feel you. I'm like, what are you crazy? But you still do it. You ever stay in too long and it shrinks and then the condoms left in there? And you're like, can you get pregnant that way?
0:55.4	Probably.
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