Gary Neville's parrots, with George Lewis

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The pod welcomes comedian, actor and writer George Lewis for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, choosing his six most niche fascinations and irritations of football. Among George's selections are the HR-defying mythology of the dressing room, kids mindlessly emulating the mannerisms of star players, the rise of the words “we talk about...” in punditry and Coronation Street vs EastEnders in accurately depicting footballspeak. Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel analyse some AI commentary of a famous Lionel Messi goal and pick apart some commentary highlights from the chaos of Spurs vs Chelsea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Total football is about teamwork.
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0:29.6	Welcome back to another spectacular match day, but what's this?
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0:59.9	I'm sorry, you can sit there and look
1:02.1	and play with all your silly machines as much as you
1:04.1	like. Is Gas going to have a crack?
1:07.1	Yes, you know. Oh, he's there!
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