Gary Hours, Rising Stars Snubs & ESPN's Report On Simmons vs. Sixers

No Dunks

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Comedy, Basketball, Sports

4.9 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

On Wed.'s ep. of No Dunks, the guys discuss last night's games (Gary Trent Jr. on absolute fire, the Wolves bench production, and whether the Suns will add one more player at the NBA trade deadline), the Rising Stars pool (and snubs!), and ESPN's report detailing the standoff between Ben Simmons and the 76ers. 👕 Cop the new No Dunks x Nirvana shirt: https://breakingt.com/collections/no-dunks 📈 Subscribe to No Dunks on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/NoDunksInc 🗞 Subscribe to The Athletic: http://www.theathletic.com/nodunks ❄️ Cold open: @ashleisten: https://bit.ly/3IOQ2LM

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0:00.0	What have I been up to?
0:07.0	Well, I mean, I'm naked to poopie, make it to pee, watch Sopranos on TV. I stay dehydrated, stay online, put things in my cart but I never buy, I think about reading a book, then I remember I don't read books, I feel distressed about my career, I stew in my regrets and fear, I consider working out, but I do not actually work out, I Google, why am I depressed? And Google says, because you're a mess.
0:54.3	Ignore phone calls from my friends. Start a project. I'll never end. I ask, should I go back to school and then I'm like, absolutely not. I wonder when I last saw the dentist. Little brand of houses to find out what the rent is. Compare myself to everyone else. If they have what I want, I hate myself. I make it a poopie,
0:59.3	make it to pee, watch Sopranos on TV, and sometimes I buy myself Chipole.
1:01.0	Ah!
1:12.0	Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.
1:14.0	It's Tuesday, February 2nd.
1:20.6	And you already know the Groundhog saw its shadow today, which means it's six more weeks of classics.
1:23.2	I'm drinking skis and alongside me.
1:24.6	As always, we got Tasmellis. You got me.
1:25.2	I was waiting for the Groundhog News.
1:27.3	What's up, everybody?
1:28.3	What's up?
1:29.0	I'm the Wyrton Willie to your Puxatani film.
1:32.1	Nice.
1:32.7	We got our tough shot hot boy, Trey Kirby.
1:35.7	Hey-o!
1:36.1	Oh, hey-o in the velvet.
1:38.2	I crushed it out.
1:39.2	Hey, hey, oh, podcasted it is.
1:42.2	You should have worn no undershirt under that.
1:44.9	That would have been a hell of a look.
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