This is Frank Skinner, an absolute radio. I'm with Alan Cochran and Holly Walsh is with us this morning.

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So, hello, good morning Holly. Good morning. I was over, obviously, but...

Nice to be back. Yes, it's been a while. I thought I'd been excommunicated from the show, but somehow you've seemed to have allowed me back.

No, there's another woman who sits here. I know, but she might have not been here once in the last four years.

Well, I tell you what, I tell you what I thought. I thought Holly Walsh is writing Motherland, she's writing something else at another name off, which is being quite about.

What's it called, Game of Thrones? No, not really. But she's here, so I just thought you'd be too busy.

That's what I thought. That's the compliment. Game of Life is a good title for some, isn't it? You could make it like anything.

Isn't there a board? There's a game of Life. Don't say that on a hair-maker-full-year time.

So, yes, it's lovely to have you now. Now. I've got something arrived this morning, which is something that we talked about previously on the show.

Would you believe? And I've been sent this as far as I can tell. I've been sent it as a gift. Why I have been sent it as a gift.

And it's something that we referred to recently with the theatrical connection. I don't expect you to get this, Holly, because you don't do the show.

But I'll give you a clue. It's the suit that John seemed more as hamlet on the show. You haven't been sent that.

I've been sent that. You haven't. I have. He says, he sent it to me because I am a fellow of infinite jest, the guy says.

Wow. I get it. Oh, I get it.

Yeah. And he's actually just some pretty good jokes in this card. Can I just run one of them by you?

Yeah. He said, I'll get my pencil out. I might be having that.

I tell you there, actually, there's something. I mean, I might feed these throughout the show. We never know when we might be glad of a spine.

Comedy spine. It says, I'm not a stand up comics. I don't see any need to have more than one suit. I mean, I can recognize that.

He says it's theater scarred. But what I said, he says, John seemed might have put some weight on since he played hamlet.

I'm not sure. Toby or not. Toby. That's a good joke.

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