Garrick's Plan

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of them got married Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy Seeking Sister Wives A really old Ask TCB Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive Fuck-a-doodle-doo Garrick? It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans God ain’t worried about Garrick A murder! We got you a gym membership LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Give me your money for Jesus Christ. But just 19 payments of 2995, you too can secure your place in the front row seat of the afterlife. I had born with an astigma to them, and it had graduated to cataracts. My cousin Jeffrey prayed for me on the phone Tuesday for two weeks, and I had woken up and I opened my eyes,
0:22.9	I never had known that my room had wallpaper.
0:30.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:33.1	I'm walking in God's path.
0:34.9	I'm going to make you some bacon, eggs.
0:36.8	Yeah, he's on 13-dother dating apps.
0:37.4	Don't mind me.
0:39.2	I'll be over here.
0:40.0	Crispy bacon?
0:40.7	Crispy?
0:41.8	Or not crispy?
0:43.1	What?
0:47.2	He just said someone $3,000 on cash app?
0:51.5	UPS notification.
0:54.8	Three diamond rings showed up across South America yesterday.
0:57.5	Character playing defense.
0:58.1	At defense.
1:01.9	The next episode of the commercial break starts
1:03.8	now.
1:05.4	The 30 in the morning!
1:07.3	Oh yeah, cats are kids.
1:08.6	Welcome back to the commercial break.
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