Garrett Morris: Meat & Greet – June 22, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
- Garrett Morris' eggplant goes viral, Eli Zaret stops by as Dusty May leaves Michigan for the NBA, RIP Clive Davis, Carlos Mencia arrested for tax fraud, Corey Feldman's new song, Richie Sambora drunk tweets, Meghan Markle's manic speech, and everyone hates Al Roker.
- Drew still hasn't caught has World Cup fever. The US plays a bunch of Turkeys on Thursday. Lionel Messi is pretty good at soccer.
- Keith Stironek & Deena Centofanti are in our thoughts.
- Amy Andrews is in our thoughts.
- Eli Zaret joins the show as Dusty May bails on Michigan for the NBA, Dave Portnoy's thought on the departure, everybody quits on MSU, the Detroit Tigers at a pivotal point in the season, Jahmai Jones sucks at baseball, AJ Hinch sucks at managing baseball, baseball vs nuts part 1, baseball vs nuts part 2, Eli vs gambling part 3,000, update us on some golf nonsense with the US Open, King Charles' horse sucks, UFC Freedom 250 reactions and more.
- Other Sports: 2-time Super Bowl champ, Mike Pennel, straight up killed a bitch in 2021. Geno Smith is bad at football and bad at being a boyfriend too.
- Trudi has a lawn of skank.
- BranDon got a tick and grosses out the room.
- Comedian Carlos Mencia "forgot" to pay taxes for 5 years. Oops. He's been charged with tax evasion.
- Joe Rogan wears really stupid ties.
- Stephen Colbert cost CBS some money on his way out the door.
- RIP Clive Davis. He didn't get to have a gay young adulthood ... so he lived a wild homo life in his old age.
- RIP Alan Greenspan. Boring!
- Rod Stewart is old and needs oxygen on stage.
- Richie Sambora has a problem Tweeting while drunk.
- Drew consumes W.A.S.P. content.
- Olivia Wilde is a BEAST.
- Corey Feldman has a sweet new track. We check out the making of a Feldman tune. Corey's health has improved since last week.
- Former SNL cast member, Garrett Morris, shows off his monster dong in a pic with Taraji P. Henson.
- Nick Reiner is going to sell a book to fund his lawyers.
- John Hinckley Jr. hopped on Megyn Kelly's podcast.
- Robert Romanus (Mike Damone) is making the podcast rounds. We learn of a new film with Damone in it.
- Marc details Dead Man's Wire available now on Netflix.
- The boring National Archives are going on tour and coming to Detroit.
- Gorillaz are coming to LCA on October 7.
- Markleverse: Harry and Meghan are going to get royal treatment again. The couple is likely the reason the Prince Philip and Queen Elizabeth died. We watch Markle butcher a speech while introducing Harry at some boring Invictus event. You are still not allowed to see their brat's faces. They are going broke fast. GMA kisses their non-royal asses.
- Britney Spears continues to her post crazy on Instagram.
- Jasleen Singh is the worst person ever and destroyed her husband's career.
- Rosie O'Donnell headlines the replacement hosts for Jimmy Kimmel this summer. She finally saw her loser daughter in jail.
- Billy Bush HATES Al Roker. Megyn Kelly HATES Al Roker. Al once pooped his pants at the White House.
- Merch, yo. Check it.
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| 1:11.6 | An Argentina attack. |
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| 1:17.9 | Messy! |
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