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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, what does she have that I don't?

We'll get into that in just a bit.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is, Neff?

You know what? I got a lot.

You know, I got an ignorant prank. You know, I got something stupid. But I first want to say thank you to Charleston, South Carolina, the low country. What happened in a low country? What? Came out to see your boy. Came out in big numbers. And I stood there and did the damn thing. I want to thank you for my boys. That's them nephew time.

Your friends, them boy did they doggone thing.

And the next stop is... and I stood there and did the damn thing. I want to thank you for my boys. That's them nephew time.

You're friends.

Them boy did day-dog-on thing.

And the next stop is Greenville, North Carolina, December 22nd.

I'm grabbing the mic again.

So the nephew is gradually coming back.

All right, amen?

So how was it?

At the Greenville Convention Center, Uncle Steve. Greenville Convention Center. That is where I would be December the 22nd, and tickets are on sale right now. So how did you feel? Getting back out there. Oh, my God. You know what? I was standing ovation when I came and I'm standing ovation when I left. You can't beat that, Shirley. So I had to stop them teal. I had to stop them teals and get to the jokes because I was about to start crying. But I got through it. You didn't cry. Good, good, good, good. God is good. You know he did. A little bit. A libit. A libit. A libit. I'm sure that was touching. But it was good. It was good to be back on stage.

And get back into the swing of it. So thank you, Charleston, South Carolina. Next stop, Greenville, North Carolina. All right. Now, this right here, this prank, is garnish your wages. Garnish your wages.

The stupidity continues. Here it is.

Hello.

I'm trying to reach a L'I. Message calling.

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