Good morning millennials.

millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday but it also feels like a Friday because we are

fucking celebrating bitch. We are mother fucking celebrating.

We're back bitch.

We are celebrating. There's so much which. We're celebrating.

There's so much to celebrate.

I know you guys probably think that we're sad because

swearly summer is over and we're no longer together,

which those things are true.

But what's also true is that we can hold space for two things.

And the other thing that's true is that it's Gucci-parchy-fall.

Okay, I'm so glad you brought that up because, yes, I'm devastated.

Swearly summer's over, like waking up on my own accord this morning, like not hearing kids banging

downstairs, like it was devastating.

I felt amazing, but it was devastating.

And I don't want to minimize that feeling, like I miss you so much much I miss your family so much.

You guys what's also crazy is Claudia and I parted ways on Sunday morning because you

know Claudia wakes up and is out the door like can't let the grass grow under

her feet for one second and I have not spoken to you since,

for a myriad of reasons, obviously it's just been extremely busy.

Then I flew home and then yesterday just unpacking,

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