Garden of Eden
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 September 2015
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone around the world back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Paulsspecial guest is Tymberlee Hill from The Hotwives of Las Vegas! They chat about talking to cat therapists, being afraid of sex, and Tymberleesfriend, the (perhaps) psychic. Paul is then joined by Janet Varney, Victor Yerrid, and Colleen Smith to improvise a story set in The Garden of Eden. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!Dont forget! The next LIVE SPONTANEANATION is happening Saturday, October 3rd with Pauls pals Drew Massey, Colleen Smith, and Victor Yerrid from No, You Shut Up! and very special guest Susanna Hoffs of The Bangles. There will be special moments that you can only experience LIVE so get your tickets now over at www.paulftompkins.com/live !Portraits by Rachael Porter
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, to you, to all of you, to everyone within the sound of my voice. |
| 0:10.9 | Not just on the podcast, but on earth, I like to think that I can project in a theater caliber manner, |
| 0:22.4 | that they're hearing me up in the gods. |
| 0:26.2 | Theater terms. |
| 0:27.7 | I love them all. |
| 0:30.5 | And I love you all. |
| 0:32.7 | Welcome. |
| 0:34.4 | Welcome, friends. |
| 0:43.4 | It's time once again for spontaneous nation with paul f tomkins that's me that's my identity in this life whom shall i be in the next life oh i hope'm not a bug. What do you have to do to be reincarnated as a |
| 0:58.6 | bug? Like really bad stuff, right? Because here's the thing. I was raised Catholic, and there's a lot |
| 1:07.0 | of strict rules about even, like like white lies and things like that. |
| 1:12.2 | It's like you must never lie. |
| 1:14.1 | You must never take a life. |
| 1:15.6 | Okay, I will not take a life. |
| 1:18.0 | Don't worry about it. |
| 1:20.9 | But I can't lie to save somebody's feelings or something. |
| 1:25.7 | And then if you rack up enough of these sins they call them their word not mine |
| 1:31.7 | you go to hell what here's here's what I would say on my way down to hell if I was |
| 1:39.7 | going there for lying and masturbating on my my way down, I would yell up at heaven. |
| 1:46.3 | Sorry! |
| 1:50.3 | But this other, this carmic wheel, which, by the way, I know zero about, but let's get into it. |
| 1:59.1 | If I tell a bunch of lies, like if somebody's like, |
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