On today's show, we are celebrating an unsung invention, like we do. I'm here with

comedian and last week tonight writer Josh Gondelman.

Hello. I also have a big glass of ice water with me which is a mistake.

It's jinglin.

Also I brought a lot of Doritos.

It's kind of my podcasting food.

Josh, you tweeted your invention nomination.

Would you read it?

Yeah.

No Silicon Valley Innovator can hold a candle to the person who invented those yellow ties that make trash bags easier to

scinch shot.

Josh, we're here because you want to celebrate a trash bag.

Was that right?

Absolutely. That's also what I say at the beginning of my birthday party every year.

So you're calling out specifically the Cinch Sack garbage bag and you tweeted that at 955 a a.m. Yeah I was up really thinking about

trash bags. What inspired it? We had my wife and I had a several month I would say

say Saga nightmare where one of us had accidentally purchased

the trash bags without the yellow thing

just the kind that you get the loose plastic lips that you kind of tie shut.

The loose lips?

Yeah, loose lips sink bags.

Paint me a picture of life without the cinch.

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