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everything secure. Welcome to the Safety Third podcast. This episode is a very special episode.

We have our normal hosts and then our new, I think almost basically permanent host at this point,

Bernard.

Hello. Welcome back.

Okay, Chubby Emu, the internet's favorite doctor who shows you how you could die if you do the things that you think about.

You know, what do you call the invasive thoughts?

Like, what if I ate this whole jar of my bare vitamins?

What would happen?

You know, like, are you going to, when Kevin and I tried to make cotton candy out of Flintstonestone vitamins, that's a way to trick kids into my vitamins.

Imagine if they got into the stash.

Now we know.

I wish that stuff worked out, man.

I really wanted to try the sour cotton candy.

It's impossible to turn Flintstone vitamins into cotton candy.

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