Good morning smoking tire podcast fans. We just wrapped up recording a few hours ago and I'm attempting to edit this episode and get it out for you.

It's about 2 a.m. and I've had the unfortunate experience of GarageBand completely destroying the second half of this episode.

Not a lot we can do, I did everything I could to try and recover it, but I figured I would give you guys at least half an episode which is about an hour long rather than nothing this week.

We'll be back to normal next week and this sucks, but this shit happens. Take it easy guys.

Smoking tire podcast. It's an episode number who gives a fuck? What up?

Specifically. Welcome to the formal podcast environment that is the Smoking tire podcast.

Mr. Travis Langness from Edmonds.com. Cheers sir.

He came in with Chipotle like a boss and a beard rivaling our own Nino Kutraros.

You're much more smarter. His is younger. Your beard is younger. He is younger than you.

I'm talking about the beard. I read the other day that if you're in the British military and the Navy, you're only allowed to keep a beard after like two months if you can grow a good enough beard.

Oh, really? Yeah, there's like you have two months to grow your beard and if it's not good, you better be on that panel.

So they're like, I don't know. What do you have?

There has to be sufficiently full I think is the phrase for like it's not like that.

Is there like a minimum tough rating for? I don't know. I'm not British, but like your beard isn't good enough and by the way I think you have face cancer.

You can't have a mustache either. Fuck you. I want to leave the military.

You're retarded. There's a TV show about it, but that I like because they're like, no, if you want to be a badass, you have to be a proper beard.

You got two months to make your beard. Yeah, yeah.

It's like a seal team six test. You have to be able to hold your breath underwater for four and a half minutes and also grow a beard inside six weeks.

Yeah. Grow a beard that can rival this dog. Look and I can murder a beard contest.

Murder. You're growing one as I look at you. Yeah, in real time. My beard grows in real time.

This is Harry folks around these around these parts time lapse photography. I don't need that shit. I just you know how people do one photo a day for like a year.

I just do one photo is I just shoot video of my face and then play it at normal speed.

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