Hey, thanks so much for checking out the water cooler.

I do want to start this show by addressing that we are going to be talking about some very sensitive topics, not recommended for children.

So if you're listening to this episode with kids in your car around you, I suggest listening to it on your own time.

Thank you and enjoy the show.

Like that's going to work.

God, that makes it sound so pervy.

Jesus, you can't say like holiday games or something.

Jesus Christ.

We're going to talk holiday theme, but it's going to be X-rated.

You don't want your kids hearing about this.

Not a Candy cane festival.

Jesus Christ, you made it sound like fucking predators.

No, I didn't.

I don't know.

I don't know, man.

That sounded pretty pervy to me.

How is that pervy?

How is that pervy?

Adult themes that shouldn't be around children.

Like, you have to allude to the fact that we might spoil a holiday surprise or something

or else it just sounds like we're

fucking goddamn sexual deviance well it's just worse is this episode gonna have an explicit

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