Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 5: Hammer N' Circuits
Not Another D&D Podcast
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4.9 • 11.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Petunia Glenbottle puts out a bounty on the Kill Screens and the hunt begins! Slug reveals her only weakness, Aux commandeers the radio, and Atom busts his ass. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!
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"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.
"Atom" by Emily Axford.
"Aux" by Emily Axford.
"The Arcade" by Emily Axford.
"The Baroness" by Emily Axford.
"Mothership" by Emily Axford.
"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.
"Slug" by Emily Axford.
"Gallivanting" by Emily Axford.
"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.
"Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, Natpoles. What if the fate of the universe depended on an adult man's ability to make a friend? |
| 0:07.0 | That is the gist, well, part of it, of Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir, the blockbuster sci-fi novel with a record-breaking film adaptation in theaters right now. |
| 0:17.4 | Ryland, Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate mission. You might call it a Hail Mary, |
| 0:23.4 | and if he fails, the earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he can't even remember |
| 0:28.6 | his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. As his memories |
| 0:33.7 | slowly return, it's up to him to solve an impossible scientific mystery. Basically, |
| 0:39.5 | Ryland needs to stop a germ from eating the sun alongside a five-legged talking rock spider in a |
| 0:45.3 | hamster ball. Come for the impossible mission, stay for the friendship that makes it worth saving. |
| 0:50.7 | Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir is available now wherever books are sold. Check it out. Thanks everybody. |
| 1:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Welcome to the campaign after the campaign. This is not another D&D podcast. Welcome back to Bahumia, everybody. |
| 1:18.9 | Bahamia. I'm your dungeon master Brian Murphy, joined by Jake Hurwitz. Drinking Drillies booze and watching my face on the news. It's Oxo Kana. How about that? And then, of course, we've got Emily Axford. A rarity and barbarity and vascularity. Umslugs left there. Let's go. And then, of course, we've got Caldwell Tainer. Oh, a robot full of class who keeps things in his ass it's |
| 1:45.7 | awesome wrong wow line one contradicts line two yeah and also you just famously dumped a bunch of stuff |
| 1:52.1 | out of your ass that's right uh but i am wearing a uh i guess i'm still wearing a tuxedo and a bowtie |
| 1:57.8 | because that's what we're wearing at the gala wait yeah yeah i forgot to ask though you get poo you for you like a cat when you dumped all the stuff out of your ass? |
| 2:04.6 | Did you start running around and get Zumies because you're excited? I think that like the adrenaline was just helping me like get through that last hurdle to get into the Hammer and circuit's territory. |
| 2:13.9 | So yeah. |
| 2:14.4 | But yeah, |
| 2:14.7 | I've got Zumis. |
| 2:15.4 | I definitely got Zumis |
| 2:16.5 | and I'm in a state |
| 2:17.7 | of bliss currently. |
| 2:18.9 | Is imagining a robot |
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