Gang Show 167 - Merry Xmas from the Gang

Ten Junk Miles

Comedy, Sports, Running, Improv

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2021

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Join Scotty, Holly, Mandi and Kat for a special Christmas show in which they discuss: Brazos Bend 100, Mandi names Wisconsin cities, packages, Great America, the Arctic Frog and much more!!

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0:00.0	Hang on, Mary and Jesus, God.
0:03.3	So Mary just magically got pregnant?
0:07.8	I don't think magically.
0:10.2	She said, how does all of a sudden she just have a baby all the time up?
0:13.7	If I don't have sex and I become pregnant, how does that not qualify as magic?
0:18.4	It's not magic magic.
0:20.2	And I hate to define intervention.
0:22.9	What do you call that, the, that kind of pregnancy, like the macular?
0:26.0	Macular consumption.
0:28.0	So like, no, nobody knows how this happened.
0:32.2	Right.
0:32.7	God did it.
0:34.0	So was God is Jesus's father.
0:36.4	So now, imagine, but, but here's what I don't understand.
0:40.3	If we're just going to create Jesus, why did Mary have to give birth?
0:44.4	Why couldn't, why can we just create this person?
0:46.5	Yeah, exactly because here's the thing.
0:49.0	Let's say, you know, you're 15, 16, 17 years old, and your parents hold you in high
0:55.0	regard, and you find yourself pregnant, and you don't have a good story, right?
1:00.7	Yeah.
1:02.0	God did it.
1:03.2	God did it.
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