Hey guys, are you ready for some money rehab?

Wall Street has been completely upended by an unlikely player. Game stop.

That's it.

And should I have a 401k because then I'll do it? No, I know.

I think the whole world revolves around you and your money. What a dumb shit.

Charge for wasting our time.

I will take a check.

I don't want to get screwed.

You recognize her from entering on CNN, CNBC, and Bloomberg.

The only financial expert you don't need a dictionary to understand.

The cold lap in.

I think it's fair to say that the biggest financial news so far this year,

at least if you measure newsworthiness by how many memes are made, was GameStop.

Where an online flash mob virtually came out of nowhere and changed the financial game.

When the game stopped, stuff went down or rather when it went up.

I can't tell you how many dames I got asking me what the fuck is going on.

Here's when I got from Kelly.

Hi, Nicole. I'm calling to ask about shorting.

What is it exactly?

How is it different from buying a stock?

So Kelly, let me break this down for you.

Normally when you buy a stock outright, the old adage by low sell high works.

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