What's up, everybody? Welcome to IGN GameScoop. I'm your host, Damon Hadfield, and I touched

my first boob when I was in eighth grade. With through this week is Greg Miller.

I've screwed people, Damon. I'm going to do it again one day. Anthony Gallegos is here.

My first boob was also in eighth grade. And Jack DeVirice is here.

I'm not a fan of the boob. But you can't even remember. You blocked it out.

I think you blocked it. It was such a painful, traumatizing, straight the other way.

That's what made you get it. It's not like a balloon filled with sand at all.

What's the equivalent of a of a boob touch? I guess feeling someone's junk.

Yeah, but that's like that's straight to the junk. Yeah, right? It's like I also remember

when I touched my first female junk. Yes, and that was different. That was in ninth grade.

I don't know, but maybe I guess I touched the guys, but

maybe there's not an equivalent. There's a really no equivalent. You know, boob's are uniquely female.

Yeah, it's true. Men don't have them. Well, they can still get breast cancer though.

Yeah, that's rude. That's weird. And apparently they can sometimes lactate.

I'm here. There's an article where it's by our own former Mike Thompson. Just yesterday.

Really? He wrote an article on slate.com about male lactation. I'm not making this up.

Okay. Okay, up. I'm not going to.

No, I'm just going to keep looking at you with disgust. And it makes me feel good because now I know

I'm not alone. Whatever. I'm going to paint my war hammer figures. That's not funny.

Generally, we're on the eve of a long weekend. We have a holiday weekend here.

International listeners. Monday is Memorial Day. It's a day we set aside to be thankful for our

memories. All the memories that we have around our heads. The day where we sit down and play

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