I hear music and there's no one there. Smell it, not sometimes the trees are bad. All night long I'm walking, no one there I wonder why. I wonder why.

Hello everybody. From Hollywood, California. Mel Dian comics, the Nerdist Theater,

Herman Town is now in session. Please. Oh my god.

Tonight's attendance 40,000 people.

Love it.

Please welcome to stage the mayor of Herman Town, Mr. Dan Herman.

Thank you for the crowd. I don't know. What is it?

Is it a million people? What's going on? Is there a convention?

I think it's the World Cup. They have a World Cup people. They heard my World Cup coverage.

I'm sure it's unrelated, but I was just getting some statistics.

Some people like to celebrate this stuff. I got into podcasting to forget about numbers. I'm fleeing a world to obsessed with ratings and things.

I come here to not pay attention to these things. However, Herman Town, but when we went out on tour, I don't know, we used to get like 60,000 to 80,000 downloads per episode.

Now we're up to like 100,000 per episode. We had a million total when we went on that tour,

where we made that movie, that no one ever gets to see.

Now we just passed, it was told in the green room, 10 million downloads total.

But I'm sure a lot of people download them multiple times.

I don't know. I don't know what you kids do. This is for freezies. We don't care. We don't care about no numbers.

I want to talk for one person. My giant new podium here. This is really exciting. Jessica, a new podium.

It looks like a 56-buick. It's going to be late on the front.

With a logo, we'll have to swap out for our own.

Yeah, it's pretty great. I like this.

All right, so what are we going to talk about? I just started doing couples therapy.

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