A long time

A long time ago, there was a land of fantasy and joy and weird fat dudes that all got together in basements and shared their silly stories about girls and chainmail bikinis.

But one man arose from that miasma and redefined the culture as we know it.

Stephen King?

No. It was not Stephen it. Stephen King? No.

It was not Stephen King.

Stephen King did too much cocaine to be facts.

Ah, yes, that is right.

No, that man was George R.R. Martin.

What?

And this week on Wizard and the Bruiser, we will tell his story.

I'm the wicked wizard Jake Young.

And I'm the stinky sweaty bruiser, Holder Baymeli,

and I have never been more covered in sweat

and ready to talk about George R. Martin.

And we have two sweet-ass guests this week.

Our first ever podcast guest,

and we couldn't have better ones.

Yep.

Because from the Drunks and Dragon podcast, The Geekly Inc. Empire. Cuckaca crossover. It's Tim Lanning and Jennifer Cheek. How you doing? Thank you so much for having me. It's great to be here. I didn't realize we were the first guest. Now I'm a million more times sweaty. I feel so hard. Yeah. I also want to mention, we didn't throw this out to you before, but we also do a Game of Thrones podcast. That's our bona fides for this. It's called a cast of Thrones. Go on the net. It's there. It's very good. Yeah. Cast of Thrones. Cast of Thrones. It's a good early Game of Thrones podcast, bad SEO or Google Alert.

I get a lot of Conan interviews and things like that.

So it's that you're the perfect guests to have for this episode on really we're focusing

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