Hi, everyone. This is Nate again.

As you recall from last week, the boys had a little too much fun and wound up going really, really long. So we cut this episode into two segments. If you missed last week's, it's probably easier to start with that one to understand what's coming next. However, for those of you long-suffering and extremely punctual listeners, here is part two of our terrible Anglophone conservative columnist

Roundup with Andrew and Lucy from Bonta Vista Socialist Club. I want to introduce the listeners,

the international gang, to our boy, a certain legend, a king among kings.

His name is Brendan O'Neill.

Yes, it's your boy, Brendan O'Neill.

I mean, I was trying to draft very specific jokes, and I couldn't really, I wasn't really

able to do it.

Now, there were probably, like, several reasons for that, right?

The first one is that, like, potentially Brendan O'Neill is, like, beyond parody.

Like, he is, if there was, a factory producing like dipshit conservative columnists,

he would basically be like model one.

If this was like Evangelion, he would be like Unit Zero One, right?

The original one.

He's like the Russian Yeager from Pacific Rim.

We were looking at some columns from another Australian dipshit, lightweight columnist, Daisy Cousins.

And she started writing these columns for Penthouse and they're like extremely dumb.

I don't know if they're meant to be like mildly titillating somehow but really stupid and i so i was searching for one of these to look for it

and it came up with like the opinion page of Penthouse and it was all articles by daisy Cousins what are

their opinions Helen Helen Dale.

They're just like, oh, her one was like, try dating a right-wing girl.

We're sexy and we'll shit out a bunch of kids for you.

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