Wake up, America, before it's too late, the Steve Day show.

And greetings. Happy Friday. It is good to be home.

And I am bound and determined to keep it that way for the next couple of months.

I mean, it's good to take something like Trump calling me personally and saying, all right,

days. Dease. Bring me the friggin' jab data and let's get this over with.

I'm sending the plane. It's going to take something like that, all right.

Short of that, I've had enough. I've done four trips in the last 33 days between all of that and

then all the travel for the movie at the beginning of the first half of the year. I'm good.

I'm good. I've seen enough of the Des Moines International Airport and other airports.

They've all been great trips. They've all been enjoyable. Even the one that damn near killed

me in New York ended up being very meaningful. I have no complaints, but I am. I'm ready to get

back to routine. Amen. Maybe Alex Bruceuritz can arrange something. You know, I haven't heard from him yet.

Yes, indeed. That's Todd Erzen. That's Aaron McIntyre. We're going to be joined in a few minutes

by our good friend, Josh Hammer, who is now the editor at large at Newsweek. We were shocked he

held on to that job as long as he could with the editorial page. Apparently he has convinced them

over there to give him a promotion. Josh must really be one hell of a lawyer. Given what we

have to talk about today and these days, we need one hell of a lawyer here. Preferably one that

didn't get massages at Epstein Island. Conservative media, is it possible to find one legal expert in

America? Throw me a freaking bone here. Indeed. They didn't get massages at Epstein Island.

Is that too much to ask in the year of our Lord 2023? Clearly, there have to be opportunistic,

ambitious attorneys that want tons of airtime and coverage on every major conservative media outlet

to tell them that Trump will be innocent and tiptoe between the raindrops and it's all a witch hunt

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