Tabbin is a good old boy. He's got a story to tell.

Tabbin will mow your grass and make it look so well.

Now Tabbin goes, the donut goals, when in town he comes,

getting strength for his haunches to cannonball for fun. Welcome to the Tabin' Diller Podcast, y'all guys.

How in the world are you?

It's so good to be here with you on this beautiful Tuesday.

If you listen to this on the day it come out,

I know that some folks have found the Tabin Diller podcast recently and so they might be back in season three right now for all I know

and they ain't getting to this one for another year or so. I don't know. I didn't go to school

for what day you listen to the podcast on but it come out today, May the 27th. Almost at the end of Mays now, which means, I mean, cannonball season is here, watermelon helmet season here.

You have full permission for me to be doing any of that stuff.

I posted a watermelon helmet video a week ago, and boy, I got some traction, as they say, on the social

media. They got passed around a little bit. But today, we season 13, episode eight of my podcast,

and I am Tapping Dillard, y'all, guys. I'm a mowing, edging, grass-cutting legend, and welcome in.

What's new? Well, let's look ahead real quick,

and then we need to look back for a second. Firstly, they still tickets left so you can join me

this Friday in Sweet Springs, Missouri. I'll put the link in my show notes. That's where I always

put them, you know, like I said before, and this May 30th, that's this Friday. This is a few days. It's going to be a hoot of a time.

I'm dilly-dally thinking about what I'm going to bring because I want to talk about my

Clintwood Virginia show and just a second to happen on May 17th. But on that show, I was trying

to figure out what merchandise to bring. Well, what I decided for this Friday. I'm bringing like a hodgepodge of shirts I got. I got some donuts good for

the haunches shirts. I got some crow funyon shirts. I've got some of the green early bird gets

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