One time when I was in college, somebody got a ticket from our little cute guard shack from our now defunct college.

We made fun of the guard shack a lot because they had to enforce these rules.

And we were college kids.

And of course, we're going to be idiots.

I don't think we were the worst idiots ever for college kids, but there's some dumb stuff

that happened at my college.

And the poor security shack guys, they'd have to go around and issue these impotent

little pink tickets where they had to write descriptions of the police crimes that we

committed around campus.

And then they could give us fines of up to $20.

They tick the box and be like, that's a $20 fine.

Think about what you've done.

And there was one of these tickets that I remember that a buddy of mine got.

He was also on the volleyball team.

He got a ticket where the whole thing was just

full of writing, his little pink slip. And it described in detail all the things that he did. And I

wish I could remember it. I wish I still had a picture of it because it was the best ticket ever.

It had the date and it had the police cop security guy who was writing the ticket on it.

And then there's boxes that you could tick on these tickets for all the bad things that are against all of the rule laws there at the college.

And every box was ticked, like every violation,

as though my buddy had set out to see if he could break every single rule.

And then there's only like two or three lines to describe the offense.

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