Welcome friends to the how to heretic. I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and this is your

user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right.

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here. We're your audio

uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields. We're

going to share the stories and seek the knowledge we all need for building a

great life. After all, you only get one that we know of, so you

had better make the most of it, Mr. Well Dan this week we have a pretty great show. I'm pretty I'm looking forward to it

you Mark are going to teach us all about a country slash religion.

Yeah, and it's a well it's actually really about the most powerful chair in the world.

Oh sure.

Yeah, I love a good chair. and then you are gonna teach us about a guy from the same locality

who's both funny and dead

yeah he's yeah he's a wacky character and then we're also going to talk about a god who probably is not going to stay in the ground when we try to bury him.

Oh my god, that guy. He did I'm but he's in charge. It's his it's his business. He can get out of a pickle. He sure can and then we're going to talk to Dr. D

And get some have some more sexy talk. We're going to have some sexy talk about when yes means yes and no means no and how those things can change.

And ne'er the twain shall meet.

Exactly, so stick around.

Fun show coming up! Well, Uncle Dan, you have some sad news for us. I do? Yes. Oh, no, I'm, uh, it's all good news here. Is it all good news? Sort of. Well we're gathered here today with with the able help of Uncle Doug now

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