Gaines Recognizes Gaines
Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2020
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Tom and Julie give The Business to country music superstar Garth Brooks and dream about breaking into the Criterion Closet. Plus more Munsters talk, terrifying push notifications from the Citizen app, cat songs vs dog songs, Anthony Perkins, Knives Out impressions, Nick Cannon, Human Five Guys, Charles Manson and more! And Tom and Julie update their dream guest wishlist!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever. |
| 0:02.0 | Dog. |
| 0:04.0 | I'm never going to get in that criterion closet. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah, me neither. |
| 0:07.0 | We should break in. |
| 0:08.0 | We should do like an Ocean's 11 where the two of us just like... |
| 0:11.0 | I get lowered in like Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible like yeah I come |
| 0:15.1 | up from the bottom like Bugs Bunny yeah and we're both like loading up or shove shoving |
| 0:21.6 | Blu-rays in blue rays in our mouth. |
| 0:23.6 | In our mouth. |
| 0:24.6 | It's just like, I can probably fit this |
| 0:29.6 | Prusley box set in my mouth. |
| 0:31.6 | Get in my belly and they're like, |
| 0:34.0 | she quoted gold member in the Criterion closet? |
| 0:37.0 | Like the thing goes off |
| 0:41.0 | because you mentioned a non- |
| 0:42.0 | And then the- like the thing goes off because you mentioned a non- |
| 0:42.6 | And then it cuts to like the detectives being like the only motive we could possibly figure |
| 0:49.8 | out is that neither of them had been invited to that criterion closet. |
| 0:54.7 | And then in comes Colombo. |
| 0:58.9 | Oh, I thought you were going to say Daniel Craig saying, |
| 1:01.9 | well, if you look at the evidence, there's a podcast where they talk |
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