The following program is a podcast.1.com production. From Hollywood, California, by way of the Broken Skull Ranch, this is the Steve Austin show. Give me a hell yeah. Hell yeah. Now, here's Steve Austin. God damn, sitting here with Fluffy. Gabriel Glessie is rolled in with the damn posse on his ass. That's how I do it, man. You guys roll up.

I'm always that time.

Anytime somebody comes to the house, I'm going to stand it out there with my red boy, just waiting. Okay, see what this motherfucker going to drive up? I'm waiting. These cars passing by, cars passing by. He said, man, he can't be driving that. He can't be driving that. And then all of a sudden, you said you're three minutes away in a text message.

Maroon Prius comes outside.

I know this motherfucker.

I ain't going to show up in Maroon Bridge. I'm going to have to open up a kid of wool pants on this motherfucker. And he passed by. I said, goddamn. I said, thank God, fluffy. They get out of a goddamn Toyota Prius. And then you come cruising up, and I've seen that black 300.

I said, shit, I said, this is my man right here.

That's how I do it right there.

Then you pulled up the gold wing doors. When did you get them down? Well, I put some Lambo doors on it, and my girl was thrilled. She was real excited. She thinks it's the stupidest thing ever. But I'm like, you know what? Every guy thinks it's cool, and that's what I care about.

Yeah, but I don't want to get in that car.

I'm like, fine, don't get in the car.

She don't like it that much?

It bothers her.

She don't like the...

She goes in. thinks it's cool and that's what I care about. Yeah, but I don't want to get in that car. I'm like, fine, don't get in the car.

She don't like it that much.

She, it bothers her.

She don't like the, she goes, it looks stupid me putting, exactly. Chicks, don't really get it. I got drunk one night on eBay and I bought 87 El Camino. I bought a bunch of shit on eBay when I was drunk. I don't drink into eBay anymore.

So I got a black and silver,

1987 El Camino.

It comes from Florida, got a black and silver, 1987 El Camino. It comes from Florida. Ships in black and silver. Shiny like a motherfucker in good shape. God damn. I think I went through a couple of ex-wives. But none of them would like to get into that car and drive it because they just don't understand what a cool car is. The gold wings. Now, was that an expensive edition?

Is it easy to do?

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