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Hello, the internet, and welcome to this episode of Gabatrendan.

The Wonder Drug, Gabatrendan.

Yeah, that is courtesy of Mayah Curie on the Discord.

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It also helps with nerve pain. It really makes you realize that they're just like, we tried it on everything.

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