Hello!

And welcome to Very Amusing, your one stop shop for the stories, secrets, and shenanigans of a pop-reveiled theme park journalist.

I'm Curley-Wizel, and if you hear any ambient noise, if you hear any, like, rustling in the background, that's just because I have a door to the outside open. Morty's been cooped up all day, and I just felt like Morty deserved some fresh air while I was watching him, even if it makes the audio a little bad for the intro of the podcast. I'm sorry, sometimes my son must come first.

This week, we are him, even if it makes the audio a little bad for the intro of the podcast. I'm sorry,

sometimes my son must come first. This week, we are doing a gab session, but there is so much stuff that I have been desperate and excited to talk to you about. I actually kept this log over the

past few weeks of all the things I wanted to mention on GabSash. We have so many things to talk about,

and I cannot wait for this episode. Now I'm like, where's Morty? Morty, Morty. He likes to get into ripping like branches off, like little twigs off trees and then chomping them, which is not good. I just want him to be happy. I just want him to be happy so I'm going to let him run free. My anxiety is worried that he's not okay, but he's not there, and it's all fenced in, and it's fine.

Anyway, I hope you've all had a great month. I'm gonna let him run free. I, my anxiety knows he is worried that he's not okay, but he's not there, and it's all fenced

then, and it's fine.

Anyway, I hope you've all had a great month. I don't know how it's almost May. This might come out in May. I don't know how many days there are in April, but I, I cannot believe, oh, no, it'll be the end of April. I cannot believe that like we're almost guys I don't even want to say it I don't even want to say it to you

We're almost halfway through 2026

What? I cannot believe that like, we're almost, guys, I don't even want to say it. I don't even want to say it to you.

We're almost halfway through 2026. What? How did that happen? When did that happen? When did that happen?

It is still like, you know how we lost two and a half years because of COVID?

I feel like 2026.

Oh, he's inside.

He's not even outside.

What?

I opened the door.

Oh, he has a leaf on his head.

He's just been sneaking around.

I feel like in my, in my head and in my heart, it is March 1st, 2026. I would be comfortable with that. March disappeared. April, poof, gone. And now we are entering May. It's very bizarre. Time is moving too quickly. But that means I've just got a lot of stuff that i did that i

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