"G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor," "The Host," "The Place Beyond the Pines"

Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Gay, Lgbt, Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Movies, Tv & Film, Criticism, Movie

4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2013

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

If you don't want to hear any spoilers for the new Tyler Perry movie, stop now, because Dave and Alonso tell you all the reasons why you need to see this crackpot masterpiece of stupidness. They also share theories as to why it would have been ever better had the late Stephen Stucker ("Airplane!") had been cast in place of Kim Kardashian. Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, e-mail us at [email protected], take the time, do it right, we can do it baby.

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The I don't know I don't know why I love you
0:30.6	your face is the hammer in my head
0:32.6	I remember every word you say
0:35.6	I just don't know why I love you
0:39.3	I don't know why I care
0:42.3	I've never even liked you in there
0:45.3	I feel like a seven in air
0:48.3	but I don't know why I love you
0:51.3	television turns me on when the summer's mark Turn to you
0:54.6	Turn to be on
0:56.4	When the summer's mock
0:57.8	And the spirit's long
0:59.8	I'm like it was to you
1:03.1	And you got no
1:04.4	No
1:04.6	You got no
1:06.3	No
1:08.3	My door you got no
1:08.3	I don't know One o'am knife Hello That's a When I am knife
1:12.3	Hello
1:13.9	That's a nice choice of a song that you've chosen
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