I walk into a 7-11.

Okay.

You know how they have the little device

that spins all the hot dogs on it?

Yeah.

There's just a bunch of cocks on it.

Dude.

Whew.

There's a bunch of dick.

Just spinning repeatedly, yet it's getting equally warm.

Oh my, Jared, how am I supposed to do a show now?

What is wrong with you?

That could be a cold open.

That's a, that's a clip for sure.

I don't know if it's a cold open.

I can't, I don't know if we can put the cocks spinning hot dog

machine as the first 10 seconds of the,

what if this was your first episode ever?

And we cold open with Jared's sick nightmare of a fucking 7-11

that instead of four day old spinning frank furters,

there are human dogs.

I said it was a face.

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