Future Girl
The Comedian's Comedian Podcast
Stuart Goldsmith
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2018
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are there any words more guaranteed to strike terror into people's hearts than climate comedy? |
| 0:04.6 | Well, I thought so, and then I took my show Spoilers to the Edinburgh Festival and everyone bloody loved it, |
| 0:09.7 | including Brian Eno, if you can believe that. You can see it at the Soho Theatre from the 29th of November for four nights get your tickets at Stuart Goldsmith.com. |
| 0:20.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
| 0:31.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 0:35.0 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. a quick message to apologize for the lack of a podcast this week. I've been busy |
| 0:54.4 | doing other things. One of the other things that we've been doing you might be able to hear |
| 0:58.7 | hiccuping in the background. It's it's gives me enormous are you all right? |
| 1:03.4 | We'll just have a little jiggle, okay? |
| 1:05.4 | Just jiggling. |
| 1:06.8 | It gives me enormous pleasure to introduce you at long last |
| 1:10.8 | to my beautiful daughter. |
| 1:12.8 | Which means we'll need a new code now, weren't we? |
| 1:15.6 | Something like, um, God, I don't know, I can't think because I'm too sleepy, |
| 1:19.6 | but anyway, future girl has arrived, the bootress is here and she's looking very fine in a lovely |
| 1:27.3 | little green cardigan and you can probably hear her snuffling. |
| 1:30.8 | Would you like to say anything to the listeners? Oh God you've been sick. Okay? So, not Oh God, but you know I don't want you to think I'm some newbie dad but that was quite that was bigger than I was expecting so anyway thank you very much for for all of your kind things everyone's been saying the |
| 1:49.7 | Facebook group went absolutely mental something like I got into the K's, I got into 1.3K likes. |
| 1:56.3 | There's a lovely little picture of her and me in there if you care to stop by and see one. |
| 2:00.6 | But yeah, no pod this week. |
| 2:01.9 | We'll be back very soon. |
| 2:03.0 | In the meantime, if you were in the insiders club, then you will get finally to hear... |
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