Future Faking & First Aid
Nip, Tuck, Not Giving a F....
Bauer Media
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Ashley & Lauren chat the chaos and struggles of playing dollies with their kids, Ashley opens up about the importance of First Aid training and staying one step ahead of potential emergencies at home, before the girls dive into the topic of “Future Faking” and the red flags to watch out for. Plus, they wrap things up with their favourite finds in What We Bought This Week.
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| 1:13.6 | That was a great response, Ashley. Well done. |
| 1:15.6 | Right down. |
| 1:16.6 | Get in your cage. |
| 1:18.6 | You need to explain to the whale has fallen. |
| 1:22.6 | The mammoth. |
| 1:24.6 | The hairy mammoth. I honestly guys. I remember it. The backoth. The hairy mammoth. I honestly, guys. |
| 1:29.2 | I remember it. |
| 1:30.1 | The back pain. |
| 1:32.0 | The way the hairy mammoth has slumped. |
| 1:34.6 | She's struggling with her back. |
| 1:36.3 | Can you pull it to you? |
| 1:37.4 | Yeah, right. |
| 1:38.5 | Ashley, tell us, because I don't know what this is. |
| 1:41.1 | What is future faking? |
| 1:42.5 | Okay, so. |
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