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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

JB Smoove and Miles are dedicating today’s episode to all of you in Elaboration Nation, as May I Elaborate begins a break from daily episodes. Tune in later this month for a look back at some of our favorite elaborations of the year — and don’t forget that JB and Miles will return for more elaborations in April! Today’s Quote: “I’m not perfect about it, but I try to keep my kindness filter on. I don’t always know when someone I’m interacting with desperately needs my kindness and mercy.” – Tanya Carroll Richardson (A Year of Self Love, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sarah, where's the car? It's gone. It's not gone. It's with fixer. Since you never got

0:04.6

round to fixing it, I took care of it. Fixed up. Fixed up. Fixed is great. They pick

0:08.4

up your car, drive it to the garage, handle the maintenance, then drive it straight back

0:11.3

to you. Sounds expensive. Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their partner

0:14.9

garages and the car pickup services included. So since that's all handled, how about you

0:18.8

take a look at that leaky tab or do you need me to fix that too? For easy car maintenance,

0:22.9

head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the rest. Fixed up,

0:28.2

then you're back on track.

0:58.2

I'm just talking about, you know, in there in this door, the ones you can hear fucking through

1:03.9

them damn thin-ass walls in your apartment complex. It's like the insulate those walls with

1:09.5

tissue paper. As a result, you can hear all this shit. It's what I just did, Miles.

1:16.8

It's tissue paper. You can hear all this shit.

1:20.4

The place sounds like a firehead. It hits Miles. Oh, that shit, a fucking tender box.

1:25.6

That's a tender box, yeah. You hear your neighbor in there fucking

1:30.4

to root off the red nose rain deer. That's what got them role-playing shit.

1:35.0

What the hell? That's clay turn their ass on. You know, are they into rain deer?

1:41.8

Is someone role-playing as a goddamn, a bomb on the boat goddamn snowman? I love that

1:46.7

motherfucker, man. People don't talk about that dude enough. They talk about being put and

1:50.6

silence, but they leave the bomb on a man out the fucking equation.

1:54.9

Yeah, and he, you know, he was just misunderstood. Yeah, he was, he was.

1:59.8

At the end, he puts the thing on top of the tree.

2:02.5

Okay, he got that funky ass motherfucking white ass for a coat or two.

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