Funny Sears Chainsaw Prank Phone Call

Friday Night Cranks

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2010

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Jared prank phone calls Sears during a live Friday Night Cranks show as Branden, and tries to order a chainsaw.

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0:00.0	For appliances, press one.
0:04.0	Electronics.
0:05.0	Recall may be monitored or recorded to ensure quality service.
0:12.0	To, uh, Sears sell...
0:13.0	Thank you for calling Seared. My name is Janita. How may I help you?
0:16.0	Hi, Vanita. My name's Brendan.
0:18.0	I was actually just looking around on the website then my internet went out before I could buy anything,
0:23.4	so I have to call you.
0:26.0	Okay, I'm so sorry that you're having trouble with that.
0:29.9	I'll be more than happy to assist you to place and order.
0:32.4	Yay, thank you so much.
0:34.5	Thank you.
0:35.2	Thank you.
0:36.1	No problem.
0:37.0	Do you have an item number?
0:38.3	No, I was actually, I didn't really get to shop around on the website much, but do you guys carry chainsaws by any chance?
0:45.3	Yes, we do.
0:47.3	Okay, what kind of chainsaws do you have?
0:50.3	Are you talking about, like, the brands or the C-Cs? I just need, I need to cut up a lot of stuff, so whatever somebody like me would be able to shop some things up with.
1:02.0	Okay, not a problem. Let me take a look to see what we have for you, okay?
1:06.0	Okay. Mm-hmm.
1:11.6	Mm-hmm.
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