Elephant Poacher Prank Phone Call

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🗓️ 10 April 2010

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

This video was done over 2 years ago...Back then we used a cell phone and a Karaoke mic so mind the sound quality :)

This is one of the first calls to feature the character Barney Stimpleton

Jared calls up a gun shop and says he wants to hunt elephants.

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0:00.0	BlackRock gun shop, how may it help you?
0:12.0	Hi, how's it going? I said a couple questions, because I'm about to go on a hunting trip.
0:17.0	Oh, alright. How can I help you out? Well, I was looking for something like something I can get some big game with.
0:24.6	Alright, well, we have a few options for you.
0:27.6	Mm-hmm.
0:28.6	What exactly the game are you trying to hunt?
0:31.6	I'm maybe looking for some deer. Maybe I want something that, I'm not trying to sound weird,
0:36.6	but I want something that'll be able trying to sound weird, but I want something
0:37.6	that'll be able to take down an elephant.
0:40.2	I'm sorry, sir, I, I couldn't hear you.
0:42.8	I need something that'll take down an elephant, a full grown male elephant, tusks and
0:47.6	all.
0:48.8	Um, sir, are you actually trying to hug elephants, or what actually are you looking to shoot down?
0:58.3	That's what I do. I'm an elephant hunter. It's a hobby of mine.
1:03.4	Are you located in New York?
1:05.5	I just need something that'll be able to hunt an elephant because I just drive around.
1:12.6	Oh. Do you go? I drive around. I don't stay here. I'll just drive around to places.
1:17.6	But I just need something that I'll be able to take down the elephant.
1:21.6	Because I was trying to take...
1:23.6	What do you got for me?
1:25.6	Well, we have a few options
1:28.0	right
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