Funny Marco!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents internet sensation Funny Marco! You know Funny Marco from Open Thoughts, Sundae Conversation, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, The Really Good Podcast w/ Bobbi Althoff, Bad Friends podcast, Lil Duval Smokes W**D with Funny Marco, viral videos, stand up comedy and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code AYG. Pretty Litter: Right now save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at https://prettylitter.com/garbage. Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GARBAGE. Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred Gambler. In New York, call eight seven seven eight HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit ccpg dot org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. NBA League Pass auto-renews until cancelled. Additional terms at D K N G dot co slash audio. Limited time offer. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hang on there, Kippy.
0:01.3	Before we get the show started, I want to talk to Atlanta and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The boys are coming for the AYG live show as a part of that back on the block door. So round up the squad, grab some dickies, and come out and hang. Yeah, it's a great way to introduce people to the show. It's stand up, plus we play AYG with the crowd. You know it. You've seen it. Grab your tickets, are you garbage.com.
0:22.7	We'll see you and I love you.
0:24.4	Welcome. introduce people to the show. It's stand up. Plus, we play AYG with the crowd. You know it. You've seen it. Grab your tickets.
0:22.0	RUGarbage.com. We'll see you. I love you.
0:24.3	Welcome to another exciting edition of
0:27.5	Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite
0:32.8	comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:43.9	Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage.
0:49.4	Oh, yeah. So that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that
0:52.6	it has to grow up to be classy. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your favorite comedians, and we find that they have to be classy. Yeah.
0:54.4	Go to just a big old piece of trash.
0:56.0	Trash, trash, trash.
0:56.9	I'm your host, age Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She just went off to aerobics class and a little day drinking. Okay, good for her. She'll be back around dinner time. Nice. Swing and a miss this week.
1:09.4	My co-os is coming at you from right next to me.
1:11.7	He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
1:13.5	She is an international businessman. dinner time. Nice. So we're going to miss this week. Mike Coos is coming at you from right next to me.
1:11.7	He is the CEO of RU Garbage.
1:13.5	She is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. And I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang. Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube.
1:24.9	Also full video available over there on Spotify.
1:27.2	Those numbers are cooking.
1:28.1	Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.
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