You know what I'm really over?

Fees.

Concert ticket fees, cleaning fees on weekend rentals, a processing fee for existing.

It is endless.

And the worst part, these fees hit hardest when you're already trying to get ahead.

Fees are everywhere and they hurt you most when you're down.

That's why Chime offers fee-free banking, which means no monthly fees, no overdraft fees, and no minimum balance fees.

I once got hit with a $15 maintenance fee just because my account dipped below the minimum balance for a single day.

I wasn't overspending, I was just timing my rent payments around payday. That fee felt like a big

penalty just for budgeting. But with Chime, I wouldn't have gotten charged for not being rich yet.

No minimum balances, no hidden fees, just breathing room when I actually would have needed it.

It is so simple. Banking should not cost you money. And with Chime, it doesn't. Open your account in two minutes at chime.com slash help wanted. Chime feels like progress. Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank. Bank. Bank. Bank, provided by the Bank Corp Bank N.A. or Stride Bank N.A. Members, FDICC. Spot me eligibility requirements and overdraft limits apply. Timing depends on submission of payment file. These apply at out-of-network ATMs. Bank ranking and number of ATMs, according to U.S. News and World Report 2023. Chim checking account required. This is Help Wanted, the show that makes your work work for you. I'm Jason Pfeiffer, editor-in-chief of Entrepreneur Magazine.

And I'm money expert Nicole Lapin. On Tuesdays, Jason and I answer the helpline and help callers solve their work problems. And on Thursdays, I give you one way to improve your work and build

a career or company you love. And it starts now. Nicole, Jason, hello, it's Morgan, me, your executive producer.

Hello, Morgan, you are executive producer.

Well, I am here today to do a recurring segment that we've been doing on Help On It,

which is funny business.

And the premise is I give you guys some bizarre, wacky headlines that are in business news,

and I ask you both to extract

some gems of real advice and insight from these unreal sounding stories. Right. It's almost the

reverse of comedy podcasts where they just introduce regular things and then try to make them funny.

You are going to introduce ridiculous things from the world and then we're going to try to

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