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Open Goal - Football Show

FUNNIEST FOOTBALLER STORIES TOLD ON OPEN GOAL | Ft. McCoist, McGeady, Carragher, Halliday & More!

Open Goal - Football Show

Fitba Media Ltd

Sports, Soccer, Football, News, Sports News

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Sit back and enjoy a compilation of some of the funniest stories told by our footballer guests on Open Goal!

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0:00.0

My favourite, you just told me my I've got a few, my favourite one, say like the second

0:03.5

year we're in ten or three flights.

0:05.5

This is that, this is that unbelievable when I'm going to tell you you're no going to

0:08.5

believe me, but if you know me, you'll know, like see, seeming crazy, don't make it.

0:13.9

Just, I think that like, there's just, Blue Buds tweeting in there, the suns look

0:20.6

a big jellyfish like, it just sees cartoons running a bit, do you know what I mean?

0:24.6

I just think it's a neap perspective, I wish we were in a bit in the world.

0:28.3

So we went out this Saturday, again the Gaffers know I really like you go out, but we've

0:32.5

had a good scoop.

0:33.5

But then on a Sunday the Gaffers says, right, he's got a beach cup burnt during the day,

0:36.7

but he can come back at 9.

0:38.2

See the thing we see as me, he's the biggest lightweight in the world.

0:41.8

But it will last the full time.

0:43.3

You'll just pick a level at full time.

0:45.5

So we're at his culinary beach cup, right?

0:48.7

So, okay, green tea, lightweight and steaming.

0:51.4

So typical green tea when he's out and he's drunk, he just fleshy asleep.

0:55.4

So he's fairly asleep at a beach cup in culinary, right?

0:57.4

And I used to always try to make cranky people, but I've already tried it.

1:00.5

I was like, I'm getting them here.

1:02.5

So I just got, it was me, Scott Arthur, Lee Wallace, Hank Jamie Warrathes.

1:06.9

I just got a picture of a guy with swimming shorts on it and he's boss hanging out with

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