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What do you think about when they say that me and Julie were these bank robbers or that we did on...

Well, y'all wasn't Bonnie and Klein.

Yeah, but what you do to other people's daughters usually comes back to get you.

So you're saying because I was a whore at why my kid turned into ones?

Yeah, probably.

Mama, that's a shame.

I ain't going to talk about my grandbabies. So don't. Oh, but you're going to talk about me. Yeah. So it's okay for you to call me a hoe. Yeah, because you shouldn't do that. I think they'd take a lot after their grandma. They take it after their grandma. Mm-hmm, because you was loose as a goose. Yeah, okay. as a loose as a, I wouldn't be hanging around with y'all. Todd, that's all you want to talk about? I'm not. I flat not going to do this. Now, I'll just get up and get my car and go home. I don't give a turn. You're not going home because we have to do this podcast. Well, I'm going to plan on helping you, but we're going to talk something civil and something nice. It ain't going to be something, some foolish shit all the time. I'm not going to do that. But, Mama, these are. I do not care. I'm not going to be a part of it. Do you know why I don't send you to an assisted living? Because you're not my boss. Because of all the STDs that are there.

Well, I don't care. You're not my boss. They are literally hopping from one room to the next. I asked Dr. Peach what I told last. She said, I need for you to sign so I can be in control of you. I said, I will never do that. Savannah tried to take control of you. Yeah. I said, I'm not going to ever do that.

I said, you know, as long as I know my birthday,

they can't nobody be in control of me. Where's your birthday? September 2nd. 1887? No, 1944. Yeah. Hell, I thought you was at least 100 years old or not. Well, it doesn't matter what you think, what you get. So at any rate, so as a woman, what would you say to these young women today who's out here

just giving the cat up on a regular basis?

They need to read the Bible because you do not do things like that before you marry.

Well, no, they was doing that in the Bible.

Well, that wasn't what God said.

No, God didn't say that, but they was hose in the Bible.

Remember who was at the whale?

What ladle did Jesus drink from?

Todd, I don't know.

All I know is, I'm not going to be part of that.

Well, you said you was more like Peter? I am.

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