Funniest Amazon Reviews

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Admit it, you've spent too long reading through Amazon product reviews. They can be hilarious....Which is why we've gathered some reviews to good not to share!

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0:00.0	I just gave our show a two-star review.
0:02.6	Wow.
0:03.0	Why not five?
0:04.3	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:05.8	I'm guessing it wasn't out of two stars either.
0:08.5	The website, Amazon, gives us everything we could possibly need in our lives.
0:13.3	Oh, yeah.
0:14.2	They have kitchen appliances, same-day movie rentals, the brutally honest children's book,
0:20.6	Oh, the Places You Won't Go.
0:24.4	That's a dream crusher.
0:26.1	Yeah.
0:26.6	It's like Harvard, Dad's Other Family House.
0:30.7	But if you do have a hole somewhere in your life, Amazon probably has a product that'll fill it for you.
0:37.1	I try not to buy from there because I want to support local.
0:40.2	And I still get sucked in.
0:42.0	I know, because the prices are better.
0:44.1	The convenience, there's so many positives.
0:47.1	But of course, just like anything, there's always going to be haters.
0:51.1	There's going to be people who are dissatisfied with their purchase, and they're so upset about it,
0:57.2	they'll actually take the time to log on and write a negative review.
1:01.8	Oh, yeah.
1:03.2	Like the other day, I left a two-star review, and I told them, honestly, this 16-ounce can
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