Funkadelic Franky
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Today, the lads kick things off with a classic Jeremy Kyle moment: a man boldly declares he loves cocaine more than his kids. This prompts a discussion on addiction where Luke accuses Pete of being addicted to papier-mâché (he doesn’t deny it) and Pete issues a public warning about glue powders – specifically the deeply cursed meat glue.
Elsewhere, a casual confession about a recent outdoor wee sends them into a surprisingly passionate debate about the regional politics of public urination. And yes, Pete’s still convinced he could build Luke’s house extension. Luke hasn’t yet been persuaded.
Just another completely normal Monday.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Monday, the 26th of Mayor. |
| 0:09.7 | Luke and Pete's your style. |
| 0:11.5 | We be doing it. |
| 0:13.0 | I hope you've had a lovely weekend. |
| 0:15.3 | Pete and Luke are joining you in a room full of promise, |
| 0:20.3 | a room full of opportunity, a room full of opportunity, |
| 0:22.0 | a room full of batteries. |
| 0:23.9 | How are you doing, man? |
| 0:24.7 | You're all right? |
| 0:25.2 | I think I'm in the wrong room. |
| 0:27.9 | You've logged into our studio session today |
| 0:29.7 | under the name Funkadelic Frankie, |
| 0:31.5 | so I'm expecting quite big things from you today, Peter. |
| 0:34.0 | Boom, ba-don, bum-baum-bow! |
| 0:35.4 | That was Seinfeld. |
| 0:36.4 | That's the wrong. |
| 0:37.3 | That's the wrong. That's the wrong. |
| 0:38.9 | That's the wrong. |
| 0:39.8 | It's more, |
| 0:39.9 | one of the more funky... |
| 0:41.6 | kind of, yeah, inserts. |
| 0:44.8 | Is there a funkier, |
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