Funerals Are CAP | Not Today, Pal

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:24.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:26.0	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents Ties and C's apply.
0:30.0	Not to Day, day, cow. Quick announcement.
0:35.0	Quick announcement.
0:38.0	Quick announcement.
0:39.0	We need to let my nails grow a little more before I clip them.
0:42.0	Yep, not ready to clip yet. I before I clip them. Yep.
0:43.0	I will be clipping them.
0:45.0	The question I have to start today is,
0:48.0	imagine this.
0:49.0	You're on a plane, you have to poop.
0:51.0	The worst. It's the, I'd rather be in a gym with someone
0:55.8	Yeah. I you go in you poop and you're like I know that was bad like that was a stinky
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