Fun Black Church

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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The gospel music of Kirk Franklin memorizes everyone so much that Jay is moved to dance and Bobby wants to join a black church. | Jay has a theory about what happens when Diddy gets out of jail. | Bobby knows a lot about the Dane Cook scandal in which his brother stole all of his money and when to jail for it. | Corey Feldman is on Dancing With The Stars Tonight and the Bonfire needs the campers to vote for him. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	Oh yeah, Jesus.
0:09.0	Jesus better blow your back out.
0:12.0	I love Jesus.
0:14.0	What's the last time you've been to church, my nigger?
0:17.0	Ooh, wow.
0:18.0	She's sneaking in your room at night.
0:21.8	He watches your sleep.
0:23.8	He watches your masturbate in your bed.
0:27.3	Now, if you do believe in God, which I do,
0:29.8	do you think he sees what I masturbate too?
0:32.9	I know he sees me masturbating, but can he see my phone?
0:36.6	You're wondering what his point of view is? I'm wondering, can, yeah, is his point of view from above looking down? Yeah, I would always kind of keep the phone tilted down. Keep it down, because that's what I do. I keep it down. I have a screen protector that you can't see from left or right or above in case. That's the holy protector. In case, yeah, Christ is watching me whack it.
0:54.9	That's a Christ protector. I like it. I don't want my grandmother to see me either. Can dead people see you from above? Or is it from the side? Not my people. No, you are. Oh, yeah, you're the Jews. You guys get buried right away. 24 hours. Get that body in the ground. you're feeling it still aren't you
1:11.1	it's still in you dude
1:12.8	Christ music
1:13.7	Kirk Frank right away 24 hours get that body in the ground you're feeling it still aren't you it's
1:11.6	it's still in you dude christ music dude Kirk Franklin as we speak I think it could be him
1:17.8	or the other Kirk Franklin but they're here and there's a lot of black people well-dressed it
1:23.1	smells great is the other Kirk Franklin the guy who invented Kentucky Fried Chicken is that the other Kirk Franklin? Different Kirk Franklin. It's a different one. It's Colonel Kirk Franklin. Colonel Kirk Franklin. This is Kirk Franklin, the gospel guy. I was out there when you guys left. I went out there to go Tinkles. And he went into a song. And that crowd, everybody's hands were up to go up to the Lord.
1:46.6	I know.
1:48.7	And they were feeling it.
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