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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Fummertime Fpecial

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Comedy.co.uk

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4.8728 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2019

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Fummertime Fpecial. Richard is in Devon and it's the Fummer Folftice, the holiest of days for a stone clearer. And he has discovered a cairn that could only have been built by giants or Merlin or a giant Merlin. Will he fall to his death from the mountain he has climbed or will his secret from his wife remain? Also why stones are better than sewage.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to a very professional for tone clearing Richard Herring.

0:07.0

This is one of the official chapters.

0:10.0

This is, if you like, a Fummer time special or if this was on the buses, this is a version where all the

0:18.0

all the cars go off to Majorca or whatever for a holiday and I'm in a secret

0:25.7

location in Devon I can't tell you where it is and I'm on top of the hill where some

0:32.2

for tone clearing has been going on there are horses here I don't think the horses are

0:35.3

responsible for the stone clearing they seem very chill Coming from me a little bit. There's a massive can at the top of this hill.

0:43.0

And big, big stones. I'm just about to add one that I've picked up along the way to the top of that.

0:50.4

It's pretty impressive. Looking down on the secret town where this comes from.

0:56.0

I might just have to take a few photos here while we're recording this baby because this is pretty cool.

1:08.0

There's horses, there's Cairns and there's a beautiful town below. So, yeah, this is just

1:16.6

what you have to get up to if you're a Phaun Clea on holiday. It's not part of the official

1:21.9

canon, if you will. It's just a bit of fun.

1:29.6

Didn't want you think that just because I'm on Hoddle,

1:31.4

a horse going a little bit crazy near me,

1:32.3

it's all right, I think we're okay.

1:33.9

Didn't really think just because I'm on holiday that I'm not for tone clearing.

1:36.6

Hopefully my field in a secret location in Hertfordshire

1:39.4

is fine. I'm just coming down the hill again now.

1:42.7

I'll take you down.

2:00.9

I'm scanning the path for stones because it's very important to keep your eye in, even in a new location. There's a lot of horse poo on here that again could be mistaken by a novice for pooh for stones. I mean, for a novice could also have to make it for poo, but they wouldn't be mistaken because it is poo.

2:02.8

Some of the poo is very dried up.

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