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we haven't released an episode in three weeks. Yeah. We don't normally do that, actually.

We were on holiday. We were on holiday. We were on holiday. How was your holiday? Well, it was to

die for. I'm so glad to hear it. Start to finish an amazing time.

So this holiday season lasted approximately five weeks, according to my calculation.

I am sick and tired of celebrating.

I have had enough relaxation time.

I need to be in the gym.

I need to be...

I feel disgusting. I feel horrible. I basically haven't

having like pad tie for breakfast, lunch and dinner over the last like five weeks. It's like this

this holiday season has felt like sort of like I've always wondered what happens if you give a dog

like endless food. Like what happens? And I'm the dog with endless food this holiday season. Yeah. It's like, enough. Enough. Yeah. No, it's, I really, it was siphoned out of me. It was like, it was like, oh, this is what you wanted, you stupid whore bitch. Yeah, yeah. Well, here, take it. Yeah. Here, I hope you enjoy this slow-cooked lamb, idiot whore. Yeah. And then last night, it's like, okay, it's coming to an end. And I'm like, wait, I don't want it to end yet. Last night was the worst night in my life. Last night, we're talking Sunday, January 4th for those at home. Someone actually, someone in my life asked me, had the nerve to ask me if I have the,

get this, Sunday Scaries, a term I thought we had retired approximately three years ago.

And I said, don't say that to me.

The thing with Sunday Scaries, unfortunately, is that it is a real phenomenon and we have to have a name for it. The thing is, we need a serious name. We can't call it Sunday Scaries, unfortunately, is that it is a real phenomenon and we have to have a name for it.

The thing is, we need a serious name. We can't call it Sunday Scaries. We need to like,

like, it needs to have like a medical disease name. Sure. I'm experiencing.

Yeah, that's what I need. More medical, more fake gay medical diseases to identify it with.

We need another disease name for it so that people take it seriously. This is the same thing for, I'll say it, adulting. It's like, of course we know it's a horrible word, but you need it a phrase for when you've done something. It's true, it's true. It's true. Can I like? Please. And please yester, Lester. Okay, hey, everybody.

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