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I wanted to share Roger Sherman's tweet because if you don't know Roger Sherman,

he's a former coworker of ours who writes about college football for a website. He's

currently in Ireland for Nebraska, Northwestern. We got to stop doing this to Roger.

No, Roger needs to travel because he likes going places.

Let's talk about the last time we sent Roger abroad. Roger has very little ability to

navigate simple navigational situations. You all know that dude on Indiana Jones who got lost

in his own museum. What's his name Marcus? Yeah. Okay, that's Roger. Yeah, exactly. Like

like 30 years, that's Roger. If he lives that long. Roger shows up to anywhere in the world and is

like, oh, that's me. Wow. They got this. Like he is the idiot abroad at all times.

No, he's like the anti-ugly American because he's genuinely like, that's awesome. He's very happy.

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