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Fullcast After Dark: TED CRUZ SAC TIME!!

Shutdown Fullcast

© Shutdown Fullcorp

Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

SHOW NOTES

  • A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt football
  • Checking in with the Cancun Cooler
  • A stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting Cute
  • The emerging medical field of touchdown poisoning
  • Dangerously erotic levels of Iowa
  • Pickle argument
  • Learn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident"
  • Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
  • On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
  • Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
  • Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
  • Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
  • Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

How do you think the terrible people who yelled at us for using the word sluts last year are going to feel

0:07.0

when they find out that the primary method of finding college football people to follow on blue sky is just a list called

0:14.5

football cunts. Well we didn't make that list. You kind of did. I don't know what

0:20.8

you're talking. That's a long story, but I would say you effectuated that.

0:27.0

I know.

0:29.0

I have the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

0:31.0

You, you know, it's right, no man can kill you.

0:36.0

I think you were the first cunt, the prime cunt, the most inspirational cunt. Gail says, but when Holly calls me a slut, I feel empowered.

0:46.0

Gail, I wish you had been moderating our discord back in the day.

0:50.0

Again, it's great to be back.

0:53.0

Are we waiting to hit a certain number or are we just saying let's do this?

0:56.5

I mean, we're 300?

0:58.5

Yeah.

0:59.5

Yeah.

1:00.5

What feels lucky?

1:01.5

Oh, well, 300 is like the council dorked up because it's coming

1:05.9

counting various. That's almost as many yards as Nico threw for today. It's like

1:09.6

counting however many different outlets and oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the live viewers don't count anybody on LinkedIn and clearly everybody on LinkedIn is, that's where the place is

1:23.4

LinkedIn I play for live audio no listen I'm putting Robert Goynes

1:28.7

this comment up here it's absolutely true if you haven't listened to this show on

1:32.1

LinkedIn like I don't

1:34.0

know if it's because their servers are not crowded because we're the only ones on

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