Fullcast After Dark: TED CRUZ SAC TIME!!
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2024
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
SHOW NOTES
- A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt football
- Checking in with the Cancun Cooler
- A stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting Cute
- The emerging medical field of touchdown poisoning
- Dangerously erotic levels of Iowa
- Pickle argument
- Learn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident"
- Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
- On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
- Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com
- Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | How do you think the terrible people who yelled at us for using the word sluts last year are going to feel |
| 0:07.0 | when they find out that the primary method of finding college football people to follow on blue sky is just a list called |
| 0:14.5 | football cunts. Well we didn't make that list. You kind of did. I don't know what |
| 0:20.8 | you're talking. That's a long story, but I would say you effectuated that. |
| 0:27.0 | I know. |
| 0:29.0 | I have the Archduke Franz Ferdinand. |
| 0:31.0 | You, you know, it's right, no man can kill you. |
| 0:36.0 | I think you were the first cunt, the prime cunt, the most inspirational cunt. Gail says, but when Holly calls me a slut, I feel empowered. |
| 0:46.0 | Gail, I wish you had been moderating our discord back in the day. |
| 0:50.0 | Again, it's great to be back. |
| 0:53.0 | Are we waiting to hit a certain number or are we just saying let's do this? |
| 0:56.5 | I mean, we're 300? |
| 0:58.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.5 | What feels lucky? |
| 1:01.5 | Oh, well, 300 is like the council dorked up because it's coming |
| 1:05.9 | counting various. That's almost as many yards as Nico threw for today. It's like |
| 1:09.6 | counting however many different outlets and oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the live viewers don't count anybody on LinkedIn and clearly everybody on LinkedIn is, that's where the place is |
| 1:23.4 | LinkedIn I play for live audio no listen I'm putting Robert Goynes |
| 1:28.7 | this comment up here it's absolutely true if you haven't listened to this show on |
| 1:32.1 | LinkedIn like I don't |
| 1:34.0 | know if it's because their servers are not crowded because we're the only ones on |
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