FULLCAST AFTER DARK: CFB POSTSEASON RETVRN/ASSLESS JNCOS/HINDU LANE KIFFIN
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🗓️ 22 December 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
- RIP our mentions (all of them)
- Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com
- Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. Thanks
- Indiana did fine, actually
- Blowouts are also fine, actually
- Production meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverage
- Would anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes]
- Checking in on Live Laugh Lane
- Calling out perennial bullies Boise and Arizona State
- Oregon, go ahead and hang your banners right now
- Time to nickname Ashton Jeanty, for Spencer's sake
- This is about where things really fall apart. There is almost an hour left in the show
- Witness Ryan's becoming [CW: giraffes]
- So whose team/conference gets to be mad now and why
- An accord on the funniest possible outcome for the postseason is reached
- Throwing up some emergency barricades against the But Their Injuries and What A Waste Discourses
- The campaign to save home-site postseason games starts right here
- We finally got to meet preseason Ohio State
- ARIZONA STATE IS HERE AND THAT'S GREAT
- There are many changes occurring in this sport right now. ACC refs are not one of them
- Florida is good again, maybe
- Not for the first time, we demand that the title game be parked at the Rose Bowl and left there
- Fixing the rest of the postseason, while we're at it. You're welcome
- Introducing our Kirby Voices
- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
- Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello there. |
| 0:01.1 | Will Howard is 12. |
| 0:03.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:04.2 | Just hallowing. |
| 0:05.8 | The world. |
| 0:07.2 | Sometimes, you know, you just got to address everyone. |
| 0:09.7 | You just walk into the publics like that? |
| 0:12.2 | I know where I used this example already this season, |
| 0:14.6 | but Will Howard looks like an agincourt page. |
| 0:16.7 | Except he lived, bitch. |
| 0:18.5 | Damn. |
| 0:19.6 | He did. |
| 0:20.2 | And, man, you want to talk about long-distance weaponry destroying the enemy? |
| 0:26.5 | My God, dude, that one in the back left corner of the end zone? |
| 0:31.2 | Jesus Christ. |
| 0:32.2 | In like the third quarter? |
| 0:34.5 | Oh, I did not have time to. |
| 0:40.3 | I know we're going to start with the, I know we're going to start at the beginning. I did not have time to, I know we're going to start with the, I know we're going to start the beginning. I did not have time to go back and scrub through to find the exact play. |
| 0:44.8 | But there's a hit on Deshaun Bishop in like, maybe like two thirds the way through the first half where I didn't even see who did it. |
| 0:55.9 | Like, I didn't even catch a jersey number. |
| 0:57.5 | I have to go back and look for it. |
| 0:58.5 | But, like, it looked on the broadcast. |
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