FULLCAST AFTER DARK: CFB POSTSEASON RETVRN/ASSLESS JNCOS/HINDU LANE KIFFIN

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🗓️ 22 December 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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RIP our mentions (all of them)
Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com
Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. Thanks
Indiana did fine, actually
Blowouts are also fine, actually
Production meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverage
Would anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes]
Checking in on Live Laugh Lane
Calling out perennial bullies Boise and Arizona State
Oregon, go ahead and hang your banners right now
Time to nickname Ashton Jeanty, for Spencer's sake
This is about where things really fall apart. There is almost an hour left in the show
Witness Ryan's becoming [CW: giraffes]
So whose team/conference gets to be mad now and why
An accord on the funniest possible outcome for the postseason is reached
Throwing up some emergency barricades against the But Their Injuries and What A Waste Discourses
The campaign to save home-site postseason games starts right here
We finally got to meet preseason Ohio State
ARIZONA STATE IS HERE AND THAT'S GREAT
There are many changes occurring in this sport right now. ACC refs are not one of them
Florida is good again, maybe
Not for the first time, we demand that the title game be parked at the Rose Bowl and left there
Fixing the rest of the postseason, while we're at it. You're welcome
Introducing our Kirby Voices
Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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0:00.0	Well, hello there.
0:01.1	Will Howard is 12.
0:03.0	Oh, my God.
0:04.2	Just hallowing.
0:05.8	The world.
0:07.2	Sometimes, you know, you just got to address everyone.
0:09.7	You just walk into the publics like that?
0:12.2	I know where I used this example already this season,
0:14.6	but Will Howard looks like an agincourt page.
0:16.7	Except he lived, bitch.
0:18.5	Damn.
0:19.6	He did.
0:20.2	And, man, you want to talk about long-distance weaponry destroying the enemy?
0:26.5	My God, dude, that one in the back left corner of the end zone?
0:31.2	Jesus Christ.
0:32.2	In like the third quarter?
0:34.5	Oh, I did not have time to.
0:40.3	I know we're going to start with the, I know we're going to start at the beginning. I did not have time to, I know we're going to start with the, I know we're going to start the beginning. I did not have time to go back and scrub through to find the exact play.
0:44.8	But there's a hit on Deshaun Bishop in like, maybe like two thirds the way through the first half where I didn't even see who did it.
0:55.9	Like, I didn't even catch a jersey number.
0:57.5	I have to go back and look for it.
0:58.5	But, like, it looked on the broadcast.
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