Top of the morning to you. It's Dave. There's so much that podcast. How you doing?

On Dave's 50. Some people are listening to this in the morning, possibly.

You can listen to it whenever you want. It's a podcast. It's kind of the beautiful

thing about the platform, the audio medium. It's a too much to talk. Look, it's Monday.

We got a big show on our hands. I'm not going to de-around. I'm going to introduce these guys. We can just jump right into the important stuff.

Joining me in studio, as always, it's Dylan Shivery in a non-vondouch hat.

Definitely not a VD. Let's each for you.

I think so too. Thank you. I'm very happy to be here, man. It's going to be a good show. I feel it in my plums.

I'm already talking about all of it, man. Got A-Rodge coming up. We got the southern chick with the bars. All kinds of fun shit to talk about.

I'm not going to... We're not going to... We call that a teaser show business.

We did. I had a specific way to intro that song, and you just kind of...

You slammed its dick in the door, but... No, no. It's on a T-foie. Do whatever you want with it.

Hey, speaking of doing what I want, I don't know. It's KJ.

You're going to go de-in the door. No, I wasn't. It's KJ Ellis. KJ, if you guys are new here.

KJ lives in Madison, Wisconsin.

I do. Welcome to the coldest rainyest place I've ever been today.

The very first time since living here that I've felt like, man, this weather could be a notch better.

I could brag about it if it didn't suck like it does today. But with that said, very, very happy to be here.

Sands, kids, I bragged about having just solo dad week last week while the wife was on a work trip.

That hit when an ice storm hit. So your boy got to go into his bilingual presentation with two kids in tow.

It went about as well as you could expect. Nobody got to hear my Spanish.

Oh, I was going to say how much Spanish did you drop? Because we got a babble read coming up.

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