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Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

FULL SHOW: Worst Holiday Tinder Dates, Vacay No-No Date + Reverse the Verse Xmas Edition (12/24/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We're trying out a new idea for our fans of the 2nd Date Update! Every Sunday, we will be hosting one of our FULL HOUR episodes from our main show feed, Brooke & Jeffrey! We'd love to hear your feedback...but please send all negative reviews to Jeffrey.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 24th, 2025

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0:00.0

Okay. Is anybody else up right now at midnight waiting for Santa? I'm assuming it's like 11.50 p.m. right now while you're listening to a podcast. You've got to be quiet. He's going to hear we're awake. Jose. It's Christmas. Yeah. I mean, also because you found the podcast. This is like our present to you. Yeah, it is. Okay. There it goes. You found the Birken Jeffrey podcast. And happy Christmas Eve. If you celebrate. Yes. I was going to you. Yeah, it is. Okay. There it goes. You found the Broken Jeffrey podcast. And happy Christmas Eve. If you celebrate. Okay. If you don't, hope you're having just a regular, great day. Yeah. We got your podcast, even though it's Christmas Eve. And it's starting right now. My mind is blown today. Really? It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. What's going on? Because a list came out of the most famously misquoted movie lines of all time. Oh. Are we saying them all wrong? Apparently, you know the line from Silence of the Lambs where Hannibal Lecter says, Hello, Clarice. Yeah. Apparently Apparently that's not it at all.

0:54.4

Oh, I learned that when I watched that for the first time this year.

0:57.2

He actually says, good morning.

1:01.4

That's too pleasant.

1:02.7

Look it up.

1:03.7

Oh, my gosh.

1:05.0

And in Forrest Gump, I always thought he says,

1:07.8

life is like a box of chocolates.

1:09.7

You never know what you're gonna get.

1:11.6

Yeah.

1:12.6

He does.

1:13.6

No.

1:14.6

What he actually says is life is like a box of chocolates.

1:17.6

You never know when we're gonna be late.

1:19.6

Oh, yeah!

1:21.6

You tricked us!

1:23.6

Damn you, Forrest!

1:24.6

Now we gotta do W WCIII.

1:28.9

I was so into that list.

1:31.1

I would hope for Brooke and Jeffrey to be late.

1:33.0

Which clip is it?

1:35.3

Two viral sound bites from the internet.

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